Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Roti Canai VS Tea Tarik VS Chicken

Wat is roti canai ?
I think most of our malaysians should knw wat kind of food is this, rite ?
But....
Have u ever hear of "I never tried roti canai before" ?
Have u ever hear of "I never drunk tea tarik before" ?
Sumore u r malaysian...

Em...I've a frienz.
I name my frienz as "Ms 100 plus"
Jux now I went to yum cha v my classmates together.
While we were orderin food n drink,
and Ms 100 plus ordered 100 plus.
Then we very curious and why Ms 100 plus alwaz order 100 plus at mamak stalls
Tak kan she is 100 plus fans...
HAHA~~~
So we jux forget about it.

After awhile Pei Wah n i ordered "roti telur"
and Ms 100 plus opened her big eyes and asked wat is "roti telur"
All of us were like sweat....and gorek kepala.
She didnt knw wat is "roti telur" !!!!
Then fine...
I told her roti telur is => A slide white roti + telur = roti telur
Haiz...Wat do u think on Ms 100 plus ? ? ?

A few seconds later, Ms 100 plus said she is full but wana get sumthin crispy food to eat.
Then we "recommentted" her to get roti tissue.
She asked wat is this again ?
Pengsan~~~
Roti tissue => A slide of white roti + a piece of tissue
All of us sweat again~~~

After awhile all of us were too co-operative and keep on askin her a lot of things.
We realized that she is not 100 plus actually
It's bcoz she doesnt like to tk indian n malay foods.
Ms 100 plus said "Malay & Indians have "SO Mei".
Ya...
Malay is "Ma Lai So"
Indian is "Ke Ling So"
Faint~!~

The worse is she
never taken roti canai before
never drink tea tarik before
and a lot of NEVER ~~~
Thank GOD ~~~ She is a malaysian. (Very Pai Seh)

Maybe u tot she is jux come bec from oversea or foreigner
but she is not...
She is a 100% original Malaysian product.
I tot Malaysians should be proud
of we have different cultures backrgrounds
and we have different races' food in our society.
But tak ada guna punya..
Semua tipu punya...
She even told us that last time
after she had taken rojak sauce
that her father bought a rojak sauce frm a malay.
Then she muntah all the rojak sauce frm her mouth,
Walao imagine how serious of this case ?
Is this discrimination ? I really dunno lo....


But i thing we knew is
now i onli realized how powerful of education n TV
Bcoz all she knws is from there....
Luckily her house has TV and she has learned "the food" from books.
If not i think her house is on the tree or from another planet.
Really a big faint for her....need to buy sum panadol to cure my head soon.

The most funny thing is we talk about the chicken.
In Malaysia almost the chicken suppliers need to get the "Halal" Licence
all the chickens before "dying", the malay worker need to pray for the chickens.
In my view, i think they may need to pray for the chickens die faster or die more relax...(I dunno) HAHA~~~
But Ms 100 plus asked "So they pray for the chicken one by one ah ? "
Imagine a chicken supplier needs to supply a thousand chickens a day
I think the worker mulut must "bengkak" if pray for one by one ! ! !
Sure pray for a kelompok of ayam rite ?

tak kan pray for the chicken one by one,
until mornin the chicken oso suicide itself....

Haiz...."globalization", i think "cross cultures"
Nak nangis rite ?
Tak boleh tahan rite ?
Wat do u think on her case ?